Elizabeth Stamatina Fey
wizardgrum:

my biology teacher hated me a lot

wizardgrum:

my biology teacher hated me a lot

"I don’t drive." 

jaclcfrost:

some people’s voices are just very appealing. you can’t explain it. there is no way to describe it. it’s just like. how. why. why does your voice do things to me. why does it make me feel things. why. how. why

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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sheerhope:

When u ask miss america to prom

letmeintoyourminds:

femme—perdue:

Wtf is coming out of my vagina: a question every woman asks herself at some point in her life.

thecatsothermeow:

So Miss America came to our school today and when it came time for students to read their “preselected questions” this one kid stood up asked her to prom and handed her a rose and everything. But instead of celebrating his freaking bravery, the administrators dragged him out and gave him 3 days suspension. What is school. What is life.

homosaxual:

funimationentertainment:

what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong

don’t say something like that

sheerhope:

so yeah yesterday at school miss america came to give an assembly, and my friend Patrick came with a flower to ask her to prom. The school kinda knew about it and was like nahh. So he did it, and got 3 days in school suspension. for asking miss america to prom. So here’s the official article.

A kid in one of our teachers 1st period allegedly stole her phone and she was crying about it.

This happened at my school!

Miss America came to our school and spoke to is about stuff. One guy asked her to prom and then the administrators pulled him out of the assembly and they got booed. He got iss for 3days.

i-want-to-be-catherine-tate:

They called us a legion. Heck yeah. Go VOTE YES for Amy to be on the 2014 #TIME100 most influential people in the world! (X) 
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i-want-to-be-catherine-tate:

They called us a legion. Heck yeah. Go VOTE YES for Amy to be on the 2014 #TIME100 most influential people in the world! (X) 

You can also vote for all your other favourite entertainers, political figures, activists etc. too! (X)