why the fuck is tumblr suddenly obsessed w dad jokes im so confused
im leaving this site forever
i love this so much omg
semen has as much vitamin c in it as an orange
so what you’re telling me is that sucking dick can prevent scurvy
this really sheds a whole new light on pirate lifestyles
Hey dad could you turn the heat up just a little bit
"hey dad could you turn up the heat im cold"
"hi cold nice to meet you im dad"
I can’t wait for Christmas so I can eat oreos filled with the congealed blood of Christ
what the fuck is wrong with you
cause of death: second hand embarrassment
the color of the wind is blew
"no one ever really leaves Pawnee — we still call people back that did stuff in the first and second season.”
do any of you remember mark like was he erased from everyone’s memories